Hilarious Things Adora and Juno Say

So, I've been trying to write down funny things that Adora and Juno say, so that I can remember them later. This is what I currently have. Enjoy the hilarity:
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The best thing Adora has ever heard me say:
"Dude, I put WAAAY too much whipped cream on your smoothie."
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Me (brandishing a book): Foodie time!
Juno: "...What are you talking about?"
Me: "Oh, I meant reading time. I'm really hungry."

We all must be super tired, because we collectively laughed at this for a good five minuets.
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For some reason, Adora's new favourite joke is to answer "How I Met your Mother!" when I ask what TV show she would like to watch. She has never seen How I Met your Mother, and only knows of it because she has seen the title on Netflix, yet for some reason, she thinks this is hysterical. She says it and then laughs at herself for minuets afterwards. It's kind of deliriously funny.
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Juno : "My earballs hurt"
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Juno has this huge stuffed bear, and today, she came in the door with it stuffed inside her sweatshirt (belly touching belly) and said, "Look! It's a baby carrier!" So sweet.
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Adora: "Being a teenager is awesome. You get to go to the mall all the time, because teenagers love to spend money."
....I didn't even know how to respond to this. I think I said, "I like to spend money on you guys!" Hehe.
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Adora: "Don't you have a boyfriend yet?"
Me: "Nope, not yet......I want to wait until I meet the right person."
Adora: "When you fall in love, you can't wait, or they might move away. You have to act. That's how I got with Donny."
Adora is very concerned about my lack of boyfriend. She thinks I'm going to be single for life, so she feels the need to give me advice like this XD It's kind of hilarious.